I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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