Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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