How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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