dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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