Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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