Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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