i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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