Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just want to make out with him forever
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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