Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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