North Korea, Best Korea!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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