I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you win again, gameday.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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