im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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