I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think my mom watched the whole time
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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