Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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