In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
