dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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