This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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