What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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