theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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