i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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