Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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