She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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