I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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