he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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