I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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