the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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