Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
it glows. i had to have it.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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