I think I died a long time ago.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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