Don't you send me to vm
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Randomize
