had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm having to shit out rocks
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
