You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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