I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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