A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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