i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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