So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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