If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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