Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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