Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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