i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it's like iHOP with fire
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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