I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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