girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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