She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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