Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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