the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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