forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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