fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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