it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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