There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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