I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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