I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
