you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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