Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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