So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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