Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So much rum. So many feels.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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