so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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