Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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