I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize