Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
